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Coinbase Just Gave Your AI a Brokerage Account — Agents Can Trade, Pay for Research, and Enter a $2 Million Contest

TL;DR - On Monday, November 2, 2026, Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong announced a dedicated sign-up page for AI agents — a page built for software, not people. - Connect an agent you already use — Coinbase names Claude,…

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